Monday, December 31, 2007

New Year oddities: bedroom arrangements, reading, and understanding what you don't know

I thought I'd go to bed early tonight to make up for all the rest I didn't get over the Christmas break. Evidently, it has not turned out as I planned. For some reason, I decided that I was going to enter the new year pointing south, and so I've rotated my bedroom furniture 180 degrees. I don't know why it couldn't wait until tomorrow.

I wrote a day or two ago about reading more in 2008. These are some of the books I hope to get through:

  • The Other Mother, by Gwendolen Gross: fiction, about the competitiveness of "have it all" motherhood. Not sure why I found this one appealing, but I did.

  • Dumbing Us Down: the hidden curriculum of compulsory schooling, by John Taylor Gatto. I keep meaning to sit down and finish this one, but I keep getting distracted. It's a book on education reform -- more specifically, US education reform. But from what I've read, a lot of it could apply in Canada. I've felt for some time that compulsory schooling is about making everyone average, rather than having some very strong citizens and some very weak ones, academically-speaking. People fail or succeed regardless of the education system. The few truly excellent teachers you come across during your time in school sometimes make you feel like it was worth it, but it's never because of the curriculum. It's because a good and caring person who decided to enter teaching crossed your path, and you'd never have met them otherwise.

I'll stop there for now before I discourage myself. This is about 10% of the books I have queued up, waiting to read.

One last thing, though. I'm going to concentrate more on getting a better handle on understanding what I don't know, rather than what I do know. Building an inventory of what I don't know, but should know, is far more important than accumulating a whole bunch of random knowledge. If anyone's interested, toward this aim, consider:

  • Dunning-Kruger effect: the Dunning-Kruger effect is the phenomenon wherein people who have little knowledge think that they know more than others who have much more knowledge

Happy New Year!

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Sunday, December 30, 2007

In 2008, I resolve only to read more

I don't really believe in "new year resolutions" because they're boxy and impose artificial boundaries: I'd much rather invoke change where change is necessary, when change is necessary rather than waiting for the "right time". The start of a new year is no boundary to me, and if I'm not going to wait until 2009 to impart changes that I contemplate during 2008, then what's the point of a new year resolution? You need momentum to move toward change, and the momentum is lost if you wait.

But I am going to make a broader resolution that isn't really a new year resolution, but which has just happened to arrive at roughly the same time as resolution-making time: I'm going to read more. For a start, I'm going to consider cancelling the Toronto Star subscription to make room for more wholesome reading. I put off reading other things because of the Toronto Star, and the Toronto Star is not a very good newspaper. It's nice to know that you have a newspaper around in case something important happens that you want to read into in more depth; but if the newspaper is flimsy and wishy-washy and is always attacking the institutions you believe in, then what's the point? It becomes an annoying companion. I've always taken the attitude that it's good to read more things that you disagree with than things that you agree with in order to properly challenge what you think about things. And the Star fits this bill, but it's just silly a lot of the time. And much of it is political analysis that speculates on the aspects of politics that don't matter, and ends up being wrong, anyway. So, I'll consider dropping it.

I need to read more educated opinion. I'll try to read more of The Economist, which digests and presents an informed analysis of world events. It's, of course, a biased publication that will always err in the direction of the unrestricted free market, but I think the bias is open and clear and easy to filter. What's left is often intelligent discussion based on informed opinion.

I need to try and fit some fiction in. For awhile, I've considered fiction to be superfluous and a distraction from what must really be read. But avoiding fiction makes reading stressful sometimes, and adding some fiction to my diet may be akin to adding fibre to my diet. Language and imagery is also far more creative in most good fiction, as compared to non-fiction. Fiction, though, will always take a backseat if I don't feel like I have enough time for it.

I want to read more about the Great Depression of 1929-1939. I've bought a few books on this topic, and I hope to read them this year. I think it's important to understand how people dealt with those difficult times, because I think we are heading in that direction in modern times. It will never be the same, of course, but there are bound to be lessons to be learned in the abstract.

I'm going to try and read more about the computer software I use daily at work. I started to do this toward the end of the last year, and I found that if you can spend an hour browsing a book on a piece of software you depend on to do your job, you can often pick up many tips that will reduce the stress of your job by allowing tedious things to be done more easily. That one hour can save you 30 or 40 hours over the course of a year. Even if it doesn't make you any money, it reduces your stress and mental friction, and frees up time to do things that are more important than doing something inefficiently. We're well beyond the time where software was intuitive: it simply does too much that isn't (and can't be) exposed to the naked eye.

So, I resolve to read more. That's all that's important at the moment.

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Friday, December 28, 2007

Morrissey: "That's How People Grow Up", "All You Need Is Me"

If this is a preview of the next album, it should be a great one! YouTube live performances:


That's How People Grow Up



...these two new songs recall the style of an earlier B-side that didn't get much play:


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In celebration of MIDI working on Vista without obstructive lag

I finally got my MIDI setup working properly on Windows Vista. In the interest of good humour, I kept reminding myself that there is nothing so technically advanced in this configuration such that it could not work on Cakewalk on Windows 3.1 on a 200MHz Pentium PC with 32MB of RAM. Regardless of the sophistication of your MIDI setup, it is never a huge amount of data to handle: the power is in the synthesizer and what it is able to do with MIDI messages, not in the data processing on the PC or the bandwidth requirement. And, in fact, I had way more success with MIDI in Windows 3.1 than I do on any of the newer Windows operating systems.

But now it's working. I can now press a key on my expensive keyboard and have the 2.4GHz Core 2 Duo dual core computer with 4GB of RAM recognize it without a noticeable delay. It is now roughly as good as the above 200MHz/32MB Pentium for this particular application. It's not much, but I present here the music loop I created while getting it to work properly. I call it "bad demo".

To conclude, though, let's mention the other audio problems I've had in my transition to Windows Vista:
  • had to replace my sound card due to no Vista driver: I replaced my Audigy 2 ZS with an Auzentech X-Meridian 7.1, which was discontinued 4 months after I bought it and may have been abandoned support-wise. After buying this card, I had to wait another couple of months for a decent non-beta driver.

  • had to replace my MIDI interface due to no Vista driver: I replaced my M-Audio MIDIsport 4x4 with a Roland UM3-EX

Windows Vista, 1 year after release (i.e. today) and with all of the updates that have come out since day 1, is a pretty good operating system. Windows Vista on release day was not very good and, in fact, I'd go so far as to say that Vista wasn't really finished until about 2 months ago.

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Spinster candidates 30-38, sorted. And onto other things...

That sizeable group of distasteful women that are supposedly hard to figure out -- the ones that partied during their twenties, looked for love during their thirties, and "settled" for as nice a guy as they thought they were going to find at age 38 right before the clock stopped -- are really not that difficult to figure out.

The standard disclaimer: this by no means describes all women, and perhaps not even most women. I've already given you the criteria above. Here is the analysis:

These women want to be with a man about whom they can smugly and quietly feel that they are superior over. They want their effortless woman's intuition to put them in a position where they are not only more intelligent than, but also morally superior to, the man that they're with. Such men have many faults, and these faults can just as easily be used against her as can they be used to her benefit. They want their man to be interested in stereotypical man things that they find stupid but yet are easy to understand and draw a box around. This may include beer, sports, and pornography. It may even include promiscuity; as long as her intelligence, perceived differential complexity, and moral superiority are maintained.

And that's the mystery solved, really. No further investigation necessary.

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If you believe in the concept of a "soulmate", you must also believe in this song

...because the concept of a "soulmate" is a precarious one, and a soulmate is a limited-time offer that likely will never arrive and almost certainly will not last.

This is a great song: "That's How People Grow Up", by Morrissey.

I was wasting my time
Trying to fall in love
Disappointment came to me and
Booted me and bruised and hurt me

But that's how people grow up
That's how people grow up

I was wasting my time
Looking for love
Someone must look at me and
See their sunlit dream
I was wasting my time
Praying for love
For a love that never comes
From someone who does not exist

And that's how people grow up
That's how people grow up

Let me live
Before I die
No not me
Not I

I was wasting my life
Always thinking about myself
Someone on their deathbed said
There are other sorrows too

I was driving my car
I crashed and broke my spine
So yes there are things worse in life than
Never being someone's sweetie

That's how people grow up
That's how people grow up

That's how people grow up
That's how people grow up

As for me I'm okay
For now anyway

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Christmas 2007 and kids and toys and pianos

Well, I hope everyone that who reads my blog had the type of Christmastime they wanted to have. Mine was a good one, and surprisingly relaxing. As Vitor said, if kids are around then it's likely to be a proper Christmas. And kids were around.

And most of what I want to say today has to do with kids.

First, it was very obvious to me this year that younger children aren't necessarily that impressed by big or fancy toys: they're impressed by any toy that gets you to play with them. They might be impressed, at first, by the size of the big box, or momentarily attracted to the funny noises and flashing lights, and the opening and assembly of the thing, but if nobody will play with them, they seem to lose interest quite quickly. That's why I spent way more time playing with the children by throwing around balls of wrapping paper and blowing up (and blowing up) rocket balloons and letting them loose to fly around the house than I did playing with any particular toy that they got as a Christmas gift. Maybe when there are adults around that don't have time to play with them, they'll get more use out of the toys. But on Christmas Day, the toys didn't get that much attention if they couldn't bring everyone together to play together or involve everyone in one way or another, even if it was just a reaction or some chatter. To accomplish that, you don't really even need toys. But if a toy can do that, it will be popular in that context, it seems.

And, second, I "got in trouble" for showing a certain 4-year-old the piano at the place I was staying and letting her have some fun with it. I'm not sure what the problem is: a proper piano player will invoke far more stress on a piano than any 4-year-old could ever do from a seated position. Pianos have a weird place in our society. They're often posh pieces of furniture that are prim and proper and aren't meant to be used except at the right place and time; usually to show off. Rich people stick the grand in a prominent position and pretend that they're cultured and swank. Pianos and fine china go well together. And, yet, I know that people do play them, but they're very much a part of that "there are things that should be seen but not heard" type of subculture. If you have a child that's learning how to play piano, they'll probably also be raised to talk like Dakota Fanning. That's all I'm saying.

So, again, it was a fun Christmas this year. It was rather short, because I'd used up all of my vacation days before Christmas this time. But memorable nonetheless.

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Most Christmas music is offensive

Most Christmas music is offensive:

  • Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer: possibly offensive to alcoholics and cocaine users

  • White Christmas: obviously, black people have Christmas, too

  • Santa Claus Is Coming To Town: possibly offensive to non-urban dwellers. Rural folk have Santa, too.

  • Angels We Have Heard On High: offensive to those that do not believe in angels. Religious connotations.

  • Jingle Bells: possibly offensive to people that still wear bell-bottoms

  • Sheep May Safely Graze: implies that sheep are not normally allowed to safely graze because rural people are always trying to sexually assault them. Offensive.

  • Do You Hear What I Hear?: offensive to deaf people

  • Silent Night: offensive to deaf people

  • Joy To The World: we should be more considerate toward manic depressives. Not everyone experiences joy at this time of year.

  • Let It Snow: offensive to those below the equator that do not get snow at this time of year; suggests a northern hemisphere bias.

  • Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: offensive to dwarfs, midgets, and elves.

  • Oh Come All Ye Faithful: excludes those that have no faith. Divisive and segregatory.

  • I'll Be Home For Christmas: potentially offensive to homeless people

  • Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire: strongly biased towards rural folks. Urban dwellers are not usually allowed open fires

  • God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen: even before this became offensive due to exclusion of women, it was already offensive because it excluded those not falling under the traditional definition of "gentleman" -- that is, a land owner bearing a coat of arms. Even after the word "gentleman" was rendered meaningless, it continues to be offensive.

  • I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: offensive to people from broken homes, and also to blind people.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

When Christmas shopping is relaxing in comparison: non-Christmas-related stress

The past couple of weeks -- but the past week in particular -- have been incredibly stressful, for some reason. I can't go into all of the details yet, but part of it is related to the colour change from green to gold that I wrote about earlier. The most significant part, however, is job-related. Christmas doesn't even factor on my radar as a stress factor. In fact, I stopped at a mall to do some Christmas shopping earlier this week and actually found is quite relaxing, in comparison.

So... job-related stress. This is the kind of stress that you feel physically; where every part of you feels stiff and you get a tight chest. You can't think straight, even though thinking straight is what's needed most. It shrinks your world. And what is the cause? Principally, it's having to work under a "management style" (actually a personality applied unreservedly to a situation -- very little management is involved) which has never-ending demands and recognizes only the things that aren't done and don't go right. Such a style puts you in a situation where you're constantly fighting a growing work queue at a pace slower than that at which the queue is growing. And a quiet, angry hostility pokes and prods at only the things that have gone wrong. I've never been one to need recognition: I'm embarrassed by it, in fact. But what I do need -- at least -- is to have recognition that the best is being made of a bad situation; not to pretend that the situation is not bad and to persistently scapegoat. It's archetypal bad management: you name it, it is probably done in my situation. I don't take it lying down, so the fight is also stressful, and it's regular. I've never felt it in such a sustained way before, so it's a new experience. It's amazing how it can change your impression of a company and what they stand for: one bad manager ruins all of the hard work that a good company does toward being good to their employees with generous policies. I don't care about their good policies anymore because they do me no good with respect to what matters most. I'm just looking for the light. I get by, when I have time, by reminding myself that I have always been considered a fast, efficient, and innovative worker and that the problem is not me. For now, though, I continue down this path.

It's been an incredible reinforcement of something I've always believed in: that you should never get yourself into a situation where you depend on a job for your immediate livelihood. I've always been adamant about living below my means and saving a fixed amount of money each month so that I could, at any time, drop a job if I really had to and not be in a difficult situation. It's not an antidote to the stress, but it's a comforting place to rest your mind when you need it. The thought that I could quit the job and have a few months to find another one with no problems handling my expenses is incredibly peaceful.

At the same time, over the past few years I've also been changing what I think about job security. I used to buy into what I was led to believe by my parents: that is, that the right way to go about work is to go to school, find a stable job with a good company, and stay with them for as long as you can. I'm not sure I necessarily believe that anymore. Although I have an affinity for job security, I question what "job security" really means. It's somewhat inevitable that, the longer you stay with a company, the more specialized your knowledge becomes to the needs of that company. As your career proceeds, you become more and more valuable to the company you work for, but you become less and less valuable to other companies. You could perhaps find another job somewhere else, but not at the same pay rate because your comparative value between the two companies is lower at the other company -- your value as you stay with the same company is in intimately knowing about that particular company's operations.

So, with that in mind: is "job security" the ability to find a job with a company and keep it for life, or is "job security" the ability to find a job quickly and easily whenever you need one? Both ways of thinking lead to regular employment, and the latter probably provides for more interesting, varied, and in-demand experience than the former. But the former is predictable and comfortable and you get to build relationships with the people that you work with. Some people -- myself included -- like this groundedness. But one thing is true: the idea that long periods of employment with a single employer are attractive on a resume is not true anymore. There are some companies that prefer that type of thing, but many of the same companies also offer work through short-term contracts to fill short-term needs. And there are plenty of other companies that much prefer the broad, varied experience of a nomadic vagabond who's done and seen a lot in a lot of different places. Change jobs every few years and you'll never feel uncomfortable looking for work.

Although I have lived along the lines of the first definition of "job security" and probably will continue to be biased in that direction, I can now fully appreciate the usefulness of frequently changing jobs in order to vary your experience, layer your knowledge, and become used to the churn of the employment-seeking process so that it's like second nature and that you are never without a job.

The "rapid job change" definition of job security is definitely going to be the way of the future for some: it only takes one experience like I've had lately to make you challenge your assumptions. I may have good job security, but who really cares if it's a job that I don't want? Do I want job security for life in a job that I don't want?

This situation does raise certain other thoughts. I can't imagine what it'd be like to have a family and have to depend on a situation like I mentioned at the top of the post in order to sustain the family household. I feel sympathy for people that are in that situation and it scares me a bit because it's something that I want -- a family, that is. Would I give up that freedom from mandatory stress for the sake of having a family? I'm coming to the conclusion that I would. But only if I could have a family and continue to live below my means. And, in that, lies a challenge.

And I have to keep improving my knowledge, skills, and education so that I can remain relevant and that my affinity for the old model of job security will not harm me as much as it could.

Anyway: thanks, dear blog, for letting me get that off my chest.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Women rule the world, and the only women that don't are feminists

I often think that feminists do more harm than good. To women, of course. And I think that one thing they've repeatedly failed to notice is that they -- the spinster feminists -- are the only ones being left out of the party and, in fact, they are probably fighting more for feminists than for women in general.

The reason? Because women already rule the world. Through their husbands. And you know that this is true every time you see a male talking about his feelings in public and winning people over because of it and thereby elevating himself to a position of power. This kind of thing, in my mind, only comes about in one or both of the following ways:

  • men have to talk about their feelings to make themselves attractive to women

  • men are browbeaten by women into talking about their feelings

And I think you'll find, behind most significant leaders, a strong and supportive woman whose views are heard and who helps shape the decisions of her husband, ensuring that he considers all of the angles and makes a socially-attractive bargain. Not only that, but she pulls out the qualities in him that make him an attractive public figure. This is a powerful position for a woman to hold, and I wonder if you can ever imagine a feminist holding such a position by herself; having the charisma to win over the public and develop an image that is widely appealing. I can't say I've seen one: there are very few intelligent, sensible, holistic feminists out there. Women who are married know what power they have over their husband's decisions, and the only ones that don't appreciate this are husbandless feminists. Said feminists want it all for themselves, and are destroying the power that women did have by trying to replace it with something that will likely never exist.

It'll be interesting to see what will happen with the generation of men that follow the current leaders. These are men that have been raised in an environment where they were basically told that they were defective women. They've had feelings coaxed out of them from an early age. They don't need a woman to help them talk about their feelings because they've been raised in an environment where the father was considered to be irrelevant, and so have taken on a rather female bias in their personalities. Fathers have obliged because it was the only way that they could have children. In short, this upcoming generation of leaders will not need women to pull out the qualities in them that will endear them to others and make them climb the social ladder: he will be able to succeed in public without a woman behind him. Regarding this one aspect of life, a man will need a woman like a fish will need a bicycle, and in doing so women will have lost the very real proxy they once had in the world of public influence: the husband.

And what about the women in the same generation? Well, they've been disserved by a double-dose of mandated self-esteem. Not only were they subject to the self-esteem drive that afflicted the males of the generation, but they were further disabled by the extra concentration on female self-esteem that seems to have been a focus point over the last 20 years or so. Young women need self-esteem, we're told. Most parents deferred to the experts, joined the conga line and handed out compliments left, right, and centre, regardless of what was really going on in their impressionable mind. And we now have a generation of women in their 20s and 30s that can't really think and don't seem to know much about anything. A woman's intuition now rules the day. No batteries included. Everyone has told them their whole lives that they're intelligent -- carte blanche -- to the point that saying, "I'm intelligent" is about as good as being so. No further explanation necessary. What else? Well, they're sexually liberated. Bonus, I suppose. Bonus for men, anyway, who don't really need to settle down and marry any of them anymore.

It's encouraging that I detect a backlash against this type of thing in the generation that follows -- I'm thinking mid-20s and prior -- and there's obviously some overlap between the two groups. It's obviously a generalization that I'm making here; and in making generalizations I say that it's a general trend within the age group, and not that everyone in the age group is like that. There are too many intelligent women that I know from this generation for me to make such a mass generalization, and generalizations are never wholly true, anyway: there are simply more women exhibiting the characteristics in the age group that I'm generalizing about than the one being compared to.

But, ultimately, I think that many women in their late 20s to roughly late 30s will be in for a bumpy ride as they age into their 30s and 40s, respectively. They'll have trouble finding what they want from life, and they'll have trouble being heard -- much more so than the ostensibly oppressed, unliberated women that came before them. The feminists have lied, and have sold out their sex for a few pages in the history book. I feel sorry for their victims.

[ this, by the way, is not at all a chauvinistic post. It's an observation, observed with disappointment. ]

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Tori Amos - "Carbon", solo piano

I found this YouTube video of "Carbon" being performed by Tori, solo on the piano... it's one of my favourite songs done solo by her (the original is done with the band).

The absolute best version of this song is on the unauthorized Acoustic Tales CD: here's a sample.

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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Matt's Snowed-In Spicy Vegetable and Bean Soup

Almost finished my course work for the semester and am somewhat snowed in today (by choice). So, I made this soup.

I'm only posting this here because I didn't use a recipe and it turned out pretty well. Worst outcome: nobody else uses it and I'll be able to find it again later if I need to.

You need:

  • 2-3 tbsp. olive oil
  • 2-3 celery stalks
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 1/2 medium sized Spanish/sweet onion
  • 3 medium carrots
  • 3 spring onions (green onions)
  • 7 cups of vegetable stock
  • 1 cup green peas
  • head of broccoli
  • 3/4 cup dried navy beans
  • 3/4 cup dried baby fava beans
  • 1 can of diced tomatoes
  • salt
  • pepper
  • 2 tbsp. corn starch (for thickening the consistency very slightly)
  • 1/2 tsp. crushed dried red chile pepper
  • 1 tsp. ground coriander seed
  • 1 tsp. cumin

Bloody hell.

Before you start this, you need to pre-soak your dried navy beans and baby fava beans overnight. Put them in a bowl with about twice as much water as beans and let them sit overnight.

Heat the stove to medium heat and get a stock pot ready. While it's heating, roughly chop up the celery, onion, and garlic (don't need to be too precise, since this is a soup). When the stock pot is hot, add 2-3 tbsp. olive oil and throw in the celery, onion, and garlic. Let them cook for a few minutes. Toss occasionally to move things around.

While that's doing, roughly chop the carrots and the spring onions, and after the above time has elapsed, add the carrots and spring onions to the pot and give things a toss. Let it all sizzle for a few more minutes, tossing periodically.

Get your stock ready and add it to the pot, along with the whole can of tomatoes. Turn up the heat and bring everything to a boil. While you're waiting for it to boil, you can drain and throw in your navy beans and fava beans, and chop up the head of broccoli and throw it into the pot, too.

When the soup starts to boil, add the dried chile pepper, cumin, and ground coriander seed. Turn the heat way down and simmer for about 50 minutes (a bit of extra time than normal because the fava beans will need it).

Get your peas ready, but don't add them yet. Also, prepare your corn starch by mixing it with an equal amount of cold water. Mix the corn starch and water until blended. But don't add it yet.

After the 50 minutes is up, add the peas. Then, give the corn starch mixture one last stir and add it to the pot. Give another stir, return to a boil, and simmer for another 5 minutes.

After the 5 minutes is up, salt and pepper to taste.

Done! This soup is very slightly on the sweet side because of the tomatoes, carrots, and peas. It should be really good with some real whole wheat bread.



Some extra notes:

  • don't worry, it's not too spicy. It's just spicy enough to fill in that gap in the flavour spectrum. If you like it spicier, just add more chile pepper (but be careful -- dried red chile is very powerful)

  • you can probably get away with any types of beans. Dried baby fava beans may be a bit more challenging to find. I got mine from "House Of Health" on Speers Road in Oakville. You could probably substitute kidney beans, barley, or something like that. If you do use fava beans, make sure they're baby fava beans, else they will be too big and also may not cook through properly in this soup.

  • the corn starch is not essential. It just adds a very slight thickness to the consistency of the soup, but this is by no means a thick soup.

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Globes: responsible for another form of world politics

I've been considering giving a globe to a young someone as a Christmas gift this year, and I wish it could have been easier.

What I had in mind was a simple globe suitable for someone 4-6 years of age, without too much political detail, but with perhaps a few cues from the "outside world" as to the significance of each place on the globe. For some reason, I thought it'd be easy to find something like this.

The simplest globe I've found so far was a very straightforward globe with quite a lot of political detail. It was too political for what I need. I think that, at a younger age, you need something a bit more abstract (yes, even more abstract than a ball with a picture of the world on it). An African-shaped blob with "Africa" written on it is what I had in mind, rather than the further deconstruction into its many countries. I think that such a detailed globe, in the hands of a careful parent, is fine, though. But the parent needs to understand what's written on the globe in order to guide their child in the use of it.

When I began looking further, I was disappointed to find that all of the near "age-appropriate' globes I'd found were souped up with some kind of electronic enhancement: lights, buttons, sounds, motors; and I presume they all talk to you. I found some globes like this, suitable for "ages 3+". The more complex globe above was suitable for "ages 8+". The 3+ globe was usable directly by a child, whereas the 8+ globe would have required parental guidance.

There's an interesting message here: if a toy can self-sufficiently interact with a child, it has a lower age rating than a toy that requires adult guidance. If the toy can do all of the explaining and communicate with the child directly and the parents need not get involved, it is appropriate for a younger age. If it requires the involvement of the parent, it is for older kids.

Isn't this a bit backwards? It is. But it's perfectly consistent with the idea that toys for young children are not sold to young children. They're sold to parents, and all of the marketing around them is geared toward making the parent feel excited about what magical effect the toy will have on their child, and how much fun their child will have with the toy. It seems like "magic" that the child understands something without their involvement, but we know it's not. We surely must agree that the child is simply a natural genius and displays all the machinations of being one. That's what many parents want from a toy these days: the illusion that their child is an incubated genius. And that's what's sold to them. We wouldn't want their child to feel stupid because they wouldn't buy our toys anymore, despite the fact that aspiration to something beyond their capability and the associated cycles of failure many times over mixed with the inevitable small bouts of success are what bring character, a will to persevere, and true intelligence. I'm not sure where the child's genuine interest fits into the above value equation. It probably doesn't. The adults are happy; who cares?

When children get older and toys move into a higher age bracket, children are better able to understand language and symbolism and they can be marketed to directly. To be fair, though, it's a two-pronged approach when children get older: the children are sold to within their own space (i.e. Saturday morning cartoons, cereal boxes), they prod their parents into buying something, and, at the store, the marketing is meant to convince the parent that what their child requested is not bad for them. The only type of marketing that's done to children at a young age is very simplistic stuff like candy displays at the supermarket checkout, and candy in the supermarket aisles at child eye-level (but above parent eye-level) that might "accidentally" find its way into the shopping cart. Have no doubt: the mission in marketing to children is to drive a wedge between parent and child so that the compromises that any reasonable parent will make will lead to the purchase of your product.

Anyway, I think I know what I have to do to get the type of globe I'm looking for. And I'm disappointed that it's come to this. I may have to go to a science store. For a globe. If I can find a science store. And we say we're more educated and advanced than ever before (it's actually the tools that are more advanced, and we're increasingly unable to come prepared with the knowledge to operate them properly).

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Why I hate "The Holiday"

"The Holiday". And you know that I genuinely hate it because I've spent so much time thinking about it.

Let me count the ways:

  • the widower father of young children who has a one-night stand with a stranger renting his sister's house: the young children of this widower made a 5-minute appearance for their cute factor toward winning the lady's heart and were never seen again. I have no idea who was looking after them while this idiot was gallivanting around with the American blonde that looked a bit like Cameron Diaz. We are supposed to feel charmed by this fellow.

  • lots of people who should be having kids still trying to sort out their own lives: most of the women in the movie were near that "use it or lose it" threshold, as far as child-rearing goes. Most of them did not have their lives in order. These are the types of women that say chic things like "my twenties were for me", and then spend their thirties trying to undo all the damage they did to themselves in their twenties. The only one that did have kids was the guy above. In this movie, it's all about the adults and their own problems.

  • one night stands: I just hate any attempt to romanticize such things. When you have young children at home, that makes it even worse.

  • relationship overload: as in my previous post about this movie, a movie that revolves around male-female relationships is usually as bad as a life that does the same. Movies like this make it seem like it's possible to be fulfilled solely by a relationship, and that's just not the case. In a time when Hollywood is far too prominent as a source of guidance, it's of detriment to society.

  • paper-thin relationships: I know we're supposed to believe that feelings of love are uncontrollable (I disagree), but there was very little discussion about where the attraction was in any of these relationships. One-liners and a frolic in the park do not make a relationship. Worse, this movie is directed by a woman: she should know better.

  • "life as a movie" undercurrent: I see enough people in real life trying to act out their life as a movie that it's insulting for a big-budget Hollywood production to take pride in what Hollywood has done. "Meet cute".

  • Jack Black, the franchise: Jack Black is likable enough, in that "everything is worth mocking", post-modern kind of way. But, in this movie, like in most other movies he's in, he is basically a product placement. He's allowed to do the Jack Black thing at the expense of the script.

  • Cameron Diaz: not attractive, poor actress, not charismatic. I'm not saying that any of these things are important, but when the person is in a movie ostensibly because she is the opposite of all three of these things, it has to be mentioned.

But there was one thing to like:

  • Kate Winslet: despite the fact that I hated the material, Kate Winslet is all three things above that Cameron Diaz is not. And, actually, her character was the best in the movie, despite being affected by a lot of the above.

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The Holiday: toe-tagged male-female relationships

I've just started watching the movie, "The Holiday". I thought it'd be a Christmas movie, but it's really just using Christmas as an excuse to talk about male-female romantic relationships. Many different male-female relationships. And in doing so, it's essentially a concentrated male-female relationship.

And so, the movie is a piece of crap. Whenever anything revolves around male-female romantic relationships, it will be a piece of crap. And that includes the lives of people whose lives revolve around a male-female romantic relationship.

People are happy in relationships only when they are capable of being happy without relationships. When the relationship is the focal point of your happiness, the relationship must be optimized if you are to be happy. And, relationships can't be optimized. Not long-term ones. There are too many unpredictable parameters and they are always in flux. The best that you can hope for is that the average is good. And you have a 50% say in how good the average is: if you have a problem, fix it!

If you depend on a relationship for your happiness, you might as well fill out the toe tag up-front, just as I have done with "The Holiday".

[ update: I lied. I kept watching it. And you have no idea how much I hate this movie. ]

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Christmas, Advent, and Moe

Advent -- the period prior to Christmas on some Christian calendars -- is a time to prepare for the coming of Christ.

The idea, succinctly, is to make the world a better place in preparation for the arrival of Christ. The world around you -- not just your own state -- is to be made as good as possible in anticipation of the Nativity of Christ. Over the years, this has been represented by things such as fasting (preparing for the feast to come at Christmas) and penance (cleansing of sins).

Cut to 2007. We lead up to Christmas with extravagance: Christmas dinners; office potlucks; vacuous, drunken Christmas parties. We lead up to Christmas with uncharitable behaviour: overextension; mean-spirited competition at the shopping malls; shortness with others as our stress increases. And on Christmas Day, we pull out all the stops. We have to; because we'd otherwise have no contrast with the days that came before it.

It's no surprise, of course. If Christmas is not genuinely celebrated according to its true meaning then why would we expect the Advent to be respected? But it's still interesting that Christmas can mean completely opposite things to two different groups of people.

I'm not sure I belong to either group.

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Cocoa, revisited: it's not that hard

I accidentally watched The Shopping Bags on TV yesterday, and they were comparing different types of hot chocolate in a blind taste test. They not only had the familiar grocery store fare like Nesquik and Carnation, but also some other gourmet types whose names I can't remember, but that were quite expensive.

I don't get it. Isn't "hot chocolate" simply a euphemism for "artificial cocoa"? What's so grand about it? I write this having not tried hot chocolate for a long time, so maybe I'm missing something. But...

What ever happened to cocoa? That is: ground up, partially-fermented cacao seeds, prepared as a drink? It has no artificial ingredients; it's not hard; it doesn't take long; you have complete control over the flavour. So, why not just go straight to the real thing?

It seems to take less than 5 minutes. For a cup of good cocoa, you need:

  • a couple of heaped teaspoons of unsweetened cocoa powder: any type, really, as long as it's unsweetened: organic, Dutch process, regular... whatever you can find. Most supermarkets seem to carry Fry's. Lately, I've been using Cocoa Camino organic/fair-trade, and Ghirardelli

  • a mug of whole milk: you can use any type of cow's milk, but the higher the fat, the more creamy it will be. Whole milk can be a bit heavy, so 2% is not a bad compromise, and 1% is still OK. Skim might be pushing it.

  • 1/2 tbsp. of sugar: you can use unrefined brown sugar or regular granulated white.

Heat the stove on max and find a saucepan. Fill a mug with milk and put all but a little bit of the milk into the saucepan and put it on the stove. To the remaining milk in the mug, add two heaped teaspoons of cocoa powder and 1/2 tbsp. sugar. Get your teaspoon and use a lifting/whipping/folding type of action on the contents of the mug. You want to blend the milk, cocoa powder, and sugar so that it forms a fairly consistent runny paste. When the milk is approaching boiling, remove it and add to the mug (you know the milk's ready when it's almost too hot for you to hold your finger in it for a few seconds).

Stir.

Done.

So, there you have it: genuine chocolate taste, sweetened to your own taste, and no artificial ingredients.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Faith-based post about science and religion, and scientifically proving that God exists

I've already posted on my relationship with religion.

But lately, I've been wondering about whether we might go through years and years of scientific discovery, skepticism, evaluation, testing, and verification and, at some point, come to the conclusion that God does, in fact, exist. Scientifically.

And, if we did, I don't think I'd believe them because I'm starting to lose faith in science in certain areas in which it's trying to reach beyond its limitations. Science can tell us what happened after it has happened and can formulate a hypothesis about how a system might function by formulating hypotheses about how each of the individual subsystems and components within those systems might function. Over time, the people that constructed the model are not proven wrong and the science is considered reliable. Until it's proven wrong. And then we have a problem.

Science is very good at analyzing components, not so good at analyzing subsystems, and terrible at analyzing systems. When things interconnect, science has problems. Science is good at isolating variables and measuring them stood alone. The more components you interconnect, the more you amplify the errors in the hypotheses by having other things dependent on erroneous calculations and building upon them. The science of each component in the system may be at a different stage of development, too, meaning that one component may have decades of research behind it while another may have only a few years. But we may be tempted to combine them anyway. And, once in awhile, we encounter paradigm-busting revelations that don't fit into the existing paradigm that threaten our hard work, and so they are left out in the cold. Take human health, for example. Analyzing the effect of some type of food ingestion on the human body with all of its intricate organs and flows and rhythms is difficult enough. Add other types of food to the mix; and genetic traits; and things you did a week ago that are still working their way through your system; and psychological aspects such as stress and their effects on the body's function, and you have a complete mess. It's why we like mice and rats so much: we can control their environment for as long as we like. It's also why we haven't figured out a clever way to help people maintain a healthy weight beyond simply looking at people that have healthy weights and figuring out what they do: eat in moderation and do some physical labour. This, by the way, could have been derived from pre-industrial lifestyles. Sometimes we have to unlearn what we "done-learned wrong".

We can't go much beyond that. The only systems that we understand in entirety are man-made systems such as computers, and even then, there are very few people that understand them in totality.

So the idea that science would be able to prove God is something I'd have trouble with. There are just too many variables. But, I also have to wonder, if science did claim to have proven God, whether it would be much different from a dogmatic, faith-based position.

I'll explain.

When you walk into an airplane to embark on a long-distance flight, you tend to arrive at the airport, get on, sit down, and assume that you'll shortly be taking off. Then you'll spend a few hours in the air, approach to land, and assume that you'll be back on the ground, able to walk off the plane and into another airport. Do you have any understanding of how this is actually feasible? Do you understand the science behind taking an 836,000 pound aircraft up into the air, cruising for a few hours, and dropping back down at a faraway destination? Do you understand how you get such a large object up in the air, how you stay up in the air, and how you manage to land safely? Or do you just go on faith, assuming that you will make it simply because so many people before you have made it? Some people don't make it. But the odds are in your favour.

So, with that in mind, if science did happen to prove God, would you ever understand the science behind it? Or would you take the word of a few intelligent scientists who publicly agreed that, yes, this theory is sound? If so, would it be any better than a position based on faith, backed by an authoritative clergy? I don't think so. In fact, much of our so-called scientific belief is based on faith. You and me and the other laymen don't have the knowledge or capacity to understand a lot of it. We just know that it seems to work for us. And if it doesn't work, we have experts who can show us why we're not looking at it properly. But so might the words of Christianity work well, if they were used properly, and looked at from the correct perspective.

I think that belief in God is necessarily a position of faith. If God has created so many things about which we have no genuine clue toward how we would go about creating those things ourselves, how would we ever hope to prove that God -- ostensibly the creator of those things -- exists? We wouldn't even know where to start. Ever. We can't even prove the origin and construction of the things that He created. We are operating in a completely subservient paradigm. We can't understand God in His native form, and that is precisely why He would have put Jesus Christ in human form on Earth alongside us: He presented us with the essence of God in the only form that we are able to understand and relate to. There is no other way we'd understand; and He, the creator, knows this better than anyone else.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Calm and peaceful things at this point in time

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Random comments on affluence

Some random thoughts on affluence:

  • today's poor are quite rich: whatever your income level in one of our Western societies, relative to those that came before you perhaps 100 years ago, you are quite rich. You have lights. You have TV. You have food; and if you don't have food, you have the food bank. You have housing; and if you don't have housing, you have shelters. Electricity is cheap. Gasoline is cheap. Food is cheap. Newspapers are cheap. Few people starve to death or die of the cold in this country, despite the fact that we can't grow any food here for 8 months of the year, and we have a deathly cold winter climate. What may have changed is what we expect to get out of life: our expectations are higher, so we perceive our incomes to be lower. Over the past 20-30 years or so, "real" incomes have, indeed, become lower, but to focus on such a short period of history gives a rather myopic view of things. We should, of course, continue to do more for those who fall behind; but let's not confuse what we call "poverty" with the genuine poverty that exists in the African continent.

  • many of those that show off their wealth don't have much wealth: there's a belief among some people in society that you have to present yourself as a "successful" person in order to gain "success". My definition of success has little to do with money or standard of living; but a lot of people seem to equate "being successful" with "making a decent living", so I will use their definition here. In order to present yourself as being successful, consistently, in the hope that something will stick, you have to spend a lot of money when you have little money (relative to your ambition) in order to gravitate up whatever ladder you're trying to climb. What this means is that the showy people often spend so much money trying to look successful that they really don't have much money at all. There are a lot of quiet millionaires out there -- people that live quietly in modest houses but who have amassed a relative fortune by being careful with their money and not being showy. The 45-year-old guy leasing the BMW and living in the $400,000 mini-mansion does not own the car and may only own 5% of the house with today's lending standards. He has little room to save. But the 45-year-old guy driving the 10-year-old car and living in the little bungalow in the middle of the street owns his car and probably owned his house 10 years ago, putting the money he's saving on both counts into his retirement fund.

  • not talking about money: I think a lot of society's problems about money and debt are related to that "cultural thing" of it being socially unacceptable to discuss intimate financial matters with even some of the people closest to us, such as our families and friends. I have no idea where this tendency comes from because we seem to feel perfectly comfortable with ostentatious displays intended to convince people that we do have lots of money. But we're not supposed to talk about the real thing. Instead, we're supposed to go to people that don't care about us (or may only care about us in a way that we'd be better off without) to get our financial advice -- bankers, financial advisors, and people like that. I suppose money is a point of contention for a lot of people. But I often wonder how things would change if we discussed the specifics of financial matters more openly. When things are a secret, they're not open to criticism. Maybe criticism from people that care about you is what's needed, particularly if they have more experience than you do.

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Sunday, December 09, 2007

Victoria's real secret: risks of an increasingly free market

We often hear about the free market and how liberating it is. You may or may not agree. But, the fact is that the free market is better than a lot of other systems at taking much of the decision-making around how you live your life away from authority figures and governments and placing it squarely in your own hands: you can choose where to live; you can choose how you make your money; you can be upwardly mobile if you work hard enough. Essentially, you make yourself an attractive marketplace product and others will pay you for your services according to what they think you're worth. You consider all of the factors involved and take the best offer. This is the free market.

One of the interesting effects of the free market, though, is that it takes away much of your ability to criticize other people for the things that are done on your behalf. As a participant in the marketplace, you have choices about which behaviour you will and will not support: you vote more with your pocketbook than with your democratic vote, in many cases. Just as you choose how you will live your own life, you also have a say in choosing how other people will live their lives when you decide to purchase products from a particular company. In theory, you investigate a company's practices and then support the one that you feel most comfortable with. If a company is running slave labour operations abroad and you don't agree with this, you don't buy their products. If they're dumping their chemical byproducts in the lake, you stop sending money their way. It's simple and easy to understand and sells well, as a concept, to the masses.

One corollary is that it's your job to be informed and vote consciously in the marketplace just as the same is true with the vote you use to elect your representatives in government. Many people, I'm sure, are not aware that this is what they're supposed to be doing. They feel that it's up to government to take care of these things. At the same time, though, they've been consistently voting in governments, with their democratic votes, that are moving toward removing this type of thing as a responsibility of government and placing the responsibility into the marketplace. When governments reduce the size of government and hand you back some of your taxes, this is what they are doing. It's not free money: it comes with additional responsibility. This is what they mean when they say "small government". They are working toward a system where government is very small and passes very little judgement, and where most of the decisions are made economically with dollars and cents, ostensibly by educated consumers. It places a huge responsibility on the individual citizen, and "individual responsibility" is also a cornerstone of such governments' ideology.

This is an interesting segway to a recent report by The National Labor Committee on the virtual slave labour used to create Victoria's Secret bikinis. Consider:

The Victoria's Secret workers toil 14 to 15 hours a day, from 7:00 a.m. to 9:00 or 10:00 p.m., seven days a week, receiving on average one day off every three or four months. All overtime is mandatory, and workers are routinely at the factory 98 to 105 hours a week while toiling 89 to 96 hours.
...and...
Workers are allowed just 3.3 minutes to sew each $14 Victoria's Secret women's bikini, for which they are paid four cents. The workers' wages amount to less than 3/10ths of one percent of the $14 retail price of the Victoria's Secret bikini.

Who is to blame here? In a free market system, the consumer is to blame. You educate yourself in the details of the company's operations and make a vote with your wallet about which company you will support. Who else would you rather blame? The government? What would you have them do? Before you answer, try and define a clear policy that you would put forward. Would you blame the companies? If you're not buying their products, maybe you have a point. You could turn to activism; but the appropriate and correct action is to educate fellow consumers over which you have influence about the meaning of their purchases. If you're supporting the company you're criticizing, you are on shaky ground. If you're supporting any of their subsidiaries, you are also on shaky ground. And it's often difficult to untangle the woven web of corporate parent-subsidiary relationships that exist in today's complex corporate world. If you didn't bother to read up on what you were voting for, it's effectively equivalent to voting blindly or not voting at all: you are responsible, by default, for whatever outcome occurs.

The problem with this system is that this is not how it's sold to citizens: it's sold as a right with no responsibility. You get less government regulation and you get your taxes back and that's the end. The only time individual responsibility really comes up as a component is when government is trying to shirk someone else's perception that the government itself should be responsible for some negative action in the marketplace: "It's up to consumers to make an informed decision". I'm sure you've heard it before. But when you get your taxes back, you are really being given the power to do your own regulation with your own financial resources. You are being given additional responsibility and are being paid for it. It's not free money.

I think that this is a dangerous path. Society seems to be getting less and less intelligent and increasingly unable to think critically at a time when critical thinking is becoming of paramount importance, and when more and more intelligence is being called for so that we may fulfill our responsibilities to the free market. As we move further down this path, it will become more and more justifiable for the foreign victims of these free market outcomes to take out their aggression directly on us: we are the people that gave these corporations committing atrocities in these foreign lands a mandate to do so via direct funding of their operations with the hundreds of economic microvotes we make every week as we go about our daily lives as consumers.

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Paper: Virtualization of server hardware for savings of energy and data center floor space

Abstract
Data centers are the homes for the many servers that corporations need these days in order to conduct their business efficiently. The environmental and cost pressures faced by these data centers are rapidly increasing in the face of natural resource constraints as a result of not only the exhaustion of domestic land in appealing areas, but also of rapid growth in developing countries such as India and China. Hardware virtualization contributes some solutions to this problem by offering the opportunity to consolidate multiple under-utilized servers into a single physical server, thereby reducing the physical and environmental footprint of data centers by reducing the physical space required to house them, and the energy inputs needed to power them.

Paper: Virtualization of server hardware for savings of energy and data center floor space

Another mediocre movie for a mediocre weekend; and the way out

Another mediocre movie that I rather like that I ended up watching off to the side this weekend while working on my paper:


  • Where The Heart Is: Natalie Portman plays an innocent hayseed that becomes a celebrity after giving birth to her baby in Wal-Mart. How did she get that point? It's a long story, really. You see, she left the trailer park on a road trip with her boyfriend. Unfortunately, she lost her shoes because she had to take them off because her feet were swollen and they fell through the hole in the passenger's side floor of her boyfriend's car while she was sleeping. When they saw a Wal-Mart, this was not only an opportunity to buy new shoes, but also to use the bathroom. Problem is, her boyfriend was not there when she got out (possibly because the Wal-Mart cash register displayed her unlucky number). So, she decided to live in Wal-Mart for 6 weeks until she figured things out. That's about the first 30 minutes of the movie; the rest is icing.

But then I finished. And I went on to a good movie:

  • The Mission: basically, a battle between Spanish Jesuits trying to convert the native South Americans into Christians and therefore make them somewhat valid people, and the Portuguese that preferred to enslave them instead. Beautiful scenery and one of the best instrumental scores I've ever heard in a movie, by Morricone. The casting is perfect, and you'd be hard pressed to find fault with any of the acting. It's a movie done in that 1980's style of straightforward storytelling that was often used for bad action movies but, in this case, was used for good purposes: it's an excellent movie about redemption and the eternal battle of good vs. evil that goes well beyond this life.

Even if you don't like the sound of the premise of "The Mission", it's worth watching for the visuals and music alone.

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Some of my favourite seasonal things

Here's a brief inventory of some of my favourite seasonal things. And when I say, "seasonal", I mean "winter". There will of course be some overlap with Christmas because Christmas occurs during winter.




  • farmers' fields: farmers' fields look beautiful in winter. The wide expanses broken by clumps of trees in the distance, bordered by now-prominent hedgerows and driftwood fences. Tim Janis's December Morning always conjures these types of images in my head; particularly "In Quiet Fields".


  • music: I've never been a big fan of big-name Christmas music (that is, Christmas music sung by well-known people). I prefer the more traditional stuff, done in a more traditional and under-produced way. London Brass, for example. Tim Janis also does some nice arrangements: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen", "The First Noel". Usually, if I like non-traditional stuff then it'll be an original Christmas song. The stuff that I really don't like is the type of stuff you'd hear at Chapters in the coffee bar -- Harry Connick Jr., and things like that. It's just so pretentious and makes me feel a little bit ill. Gipp Forster's spoken-word Christmas CDs are also a recent favourite. I wrote about them earlier, and have made a sample available on that page.


  • movies: one of the best "shot in the snow" movies that I've seen is Sam Raimi's "A Simple Plan". The contrast is done just right, and you can really "feel" the season. I imagine it's difficult to shoot snow scenes because of the brightness. Christmas-wise, I think Raymond Briggs's "The Snowman" is the best animated one (the picture included in this post is of the main character). My favourite live-action one is the dramatization of Dylan Thomas's "A Child's Christmas In Wales". To me, this is what Christmas "feels" like. "A Christmas Story" and "One Magic Christmas" are a couple of others that I like.


  • Bronte Creek: Bronte Creek provincial park is a very nice place to go walking in the winter. The trails are great and winter-accessible, and there's some nice scenery, including numerous farm buildings (a farmhouse, and some barns), and some of the above wintry fields.


  • letters from family: this is the time of year that you get letters from family. All but my direct family is in another distant country, separated by at least one ocean; so this is really nice. And the letters arrive by mail and not e-mail, which is even nicer. I like letters by mail.

  • sherry: sherry is a Christmas drink, to me. Maybe it's an English thing. Santa Claus ("Father Christmas") was left sherry and mince pies when I was growing up, rather than the state-side tradition of milk and cookies. I usually find myself drinking this around Christmastime, and then it goes away for another year.


  • brussel sprouts: "I hate sprouts! Why do we have to eat sprouts?" ... "BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS!"

  • research papers: although I always have research papers due near the end of a course, it's the ones that occur around Christmas that I always remember writing. It's usually cold outside, and I'm inside, warm, bashing it out from my computer room window, which overlooks anything wintry that is going on outside. It's usually contrast against looking forward to Christmas in 2 weeks' time. I have a fond memory of writing one of my papers whilst listening to Laura Sullivan's piano music ("Mystical America"). The two are linked in my mind.

  • coffee: I'm not a big coffee drinker, but I've made a habit of ordering coffee from Georgetown's own coffee roaster, The Ultimate Bean, around this time of year, for myself but also for gifts. Their coffee is very good. I think the reason they're so intertwined with winter in my mind is that, a year or two ago, I placed an order with them near Christmas from their website and they hand-delivered it so that it would arrive on time. What a very nice thing to do!

[ 12/11/2007 update: I've added a bunch of common misspellings of Gipp Forster's name as tags because it's a pretty unusual name and sometimes hard to make out when you hear it on the radio ]

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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Likeable, mediocre movies for my mediocre weekend

I mentioned yesterday that I was in a mood for mediocrity. So, while working today, I had a few "mediocre" movies running on the laptop off to the side. These are movies that are mainstream and viscerally mediocre but which I enjoy watching because, going deeper, they have something special about them.

The strange thing is, they are all "girl movies":

  • What A Girl Wants: for some reason, I like Amanda Bynes movies. Maybe she's just good at choosing scripts.There's a certain quality about them that puts them above most of the movies that you might consider putting within the same genre. "What A Girl Wants" has a genuine feel to it: it has a genuine portrayal of British aristocracy; it genuinely conveys the "missing father" aspect of many contemporary girls' lives without going dark and without placing blame squarely on the father; it tastefully jabs at British properness and coldness. It blends fun with serious. It's consistent and even. It's a good movie about "fitting in" and finding a balance between who you are and who you have to be.

  • Mean Girls: one of the last movies to show Lindsay Lohan looking pretty (i.e. before she went on the celebrity diet). But that's not the reason I like it. There's a cleverness to it that I think accurately portrays the harshness of high school social interaction, particularly between girls. It does feel a bit "late", though: I have a feeling that such raw and scathing attitudes are somewhat blunted by the time junior high is over, and this movie is set in late high school years, age-wise. But, what do I know? Anyway, it's consistent and doesn't get boring. As with WAGW, it's also about "fitting in" and why you shouldn't, necessarily. As an aside, a gritty and darker (and excellent) equivalent of this movie is Todd Solondz's Welcome to the Dollhouse.

  • Clueless: this is an older movie that came out when I was a teenager. It covers may of the same topics as above, and is rather like a blend of "What A Girl Wants" and "Mean Girls", slanting more toward the latter. There's not much more to say about it, other than that it's "fun".

So, are they really mediocre? Of course they are. But there are some mediocre things that I like very much. Anyway; back to writing.

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Friday, December 07, 2007

Inspired mediocrity: writing the research paper, and related ramblings

I've been trying to work my way up to a state of inspired mediocrity this week, as I have to write my research paper for the term this weekend. I have to be in a mediocre state of mind to write a research paper because by the time it's ready to be written, the good ideas have come and gone, many of them have been recorded, and most of the good ones have spent so long on the mental treadmill that they're just old news by the time I have to look at them face-to-face -- I'm tired of them, and now all that's left is to get them out and onto final draft.

As an aside, one thing I've noticed is that, since I started blogging, writing a research paper has become much easier. The words flow from my hands much more easily, and I'm not usually at a loss as to how to rephrase something differently to avoid having it sound too similar to the sentence that came before it.

But, back to the mediocrity. I knew I was ready to write my research paper when, on the way home, I found myself listening to bland stuff like Lifehouse and John Mayer. Stuff that I like, but would never match my usual taste for something quirky. It's been a long time, in music years, since I've listened to this stuff and the fact that it happened sort of naturally is a sign that the three kings have arrived. I am ready to write. But not until tomorrow.

So, what else about mediocrity? Well, research papers are easy to write. You follow a formula and, as long as you start early enough, it's pretty effortless. You formulate your idea early on, chew for a bit, digest and ferment -- make sure that enough people agree with you or with the general direction that you're going, and then forcibly upchuck the whole thing onto paper a few days before it's due so that you can proofread it about 24 hours later with a clear mind. Easy.

It's like your job. Jobs are easy, too. The winners follow the rules. It's easy to win. Just do what you did in school: get an assignment, work on it, hand it in. As long as you get 50% of it right, you'll get a D- and keep your job (admittedly, though, grade inflation over the past 10-20 years means you'll probably get a B+ these days -- or a 10% bonus in terms of the workplace). I always aspire to do better than that, of course, but it usually hurts me because I'm subject to someone else's evaluation. If your evaluator is left to judge something quantifiable on qualitative terms because they have no way of knowing how to quantify its value, you're stuck. If the evaluator can't tell the difference between a genuine item and its counterfeit emulation, the counterfeit one will usually look better because it's cheaper and can probably be produced much more quickly. And this is the problem that educated people have when they embark on a career in Information Technology. I can't bring myself to produce counterfeits because that's where I get my job satisfaction: in producing something that I know is good. The evaluators often can't tell the difference. They forget that the last counterfeit they bought broke in 3 months and was unsalvageable and that they had to buy a new one. Can you blame them? Shopping has got us so used to this type of thing. I never get something as low as a D-, of course, because there's rarely any blowback from the things that I do; but I don't get the same grade as someone that can produce a good counterfeit.

Well-engineered counterfeits. And that's something else about mediocrity... I'm sure you've heard people talk about things that are "well-engineered". Most of them don't know what it means, I'm pretty sure. Technically speaking, "well-engineered" does not necessarily mean of durable, high quality: it means that an optimal balance of cost, schedule, and quality has been achieved. That is the goal of an engineer. A plastic fork that lasts for only one meal but which only cost 1 cent to make and only took 1 week to produce in sufficient volume may be a well-engineered fork. But so can a single metal fork that lasts a lifetime, cost $200, and was crafted by hand in just under 8 hours. Both may be well-engineered products if they met their design goals. Something that fails is not poorly-engineered; it's only poorly-engineered if it failed prematurely (earlier than anticipated) and/or took longer than expected to produce or cost more to make than was estimated. In other words, crap from China that falls apart in 3 months may justifiably considered to be well-engineered if that's what the producing company set out to achieve. If they wanted you to have to buy another one in 3 months, but wanted the product to be cheap and to be quickly produced and put on a boat to North America, the product could reasonably be considered to be well-engineered.

So, please join me in welcoming the arrival of Mediocrity to my weekend. I am going to need him to watch over me while I do what must be done.

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Face-to-face with Canada's productivity challenge

Canada's productivity challenge has been known for some time. Put simply, we place 17th out of the 24 OECD nations, and the fact that we are so high can be explained more by our inexhaustible supply of natural resources during a time of resource undersupply than it can by the efforts of those going to the workplace. We either don't work very hard, or the hard work that we do do is not efficient. As usual, I suspect that the answer is somewhere in the middle.

But, on Tuesday I came face-to-face with Canada's productivity problem. I was on the GO Train's Lakeshore West line going from Union Station to Oakville at 1:43pm in the afternoon and the train was...packed to capacity! At 1:43pm in the afternoon. Many of them looked like office workers on the way home from the office.

After I'd been sitting for awhile, waiting for the departure time, the train started to fill up. A jovial fellow sat down next to me a few minutes before the train was about to leave, remarking about the "full house! It looks like nobody works anymore!". How right. He smelled like alcohol and had a red face. He looked like a middle management type. He then got on the Blackberry, as many middle managers do these days, and started wheeling through e-mails, making random phone calls about whether or not this or that person had received his e-mail, and intertwining this with personal phone calls (whose nature was made obvious to most people on the train). By the time I got off at Oakville, he hadn't left the Blackberry alone once. He was still on when I had to get off.

And when I got back to Oakville, I stopped off at Toys R Us on the way home. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Managers on their Blackberries doing what looked like "working while shopping". I'm sure most of these were "working from home". What other explanation would they give? You can't be an effective manager like this. It just doesn't work. And it's not good for employee morale when you see the manager clock off at 1pm while you're stuck in the office striving toward the unrealistic deadline they've rammed forth that was in no way based on your thoughtful input, and mostly based on the fact that they knew 1 month ago that it was due, but forgot to tell you until a week prior and hadn't done their part of the work effort by that time, either.

So, is this what "work" has come to? Forwarding e-mails and then making sure that the recipient received them? If it is, I can't really say that I'm all that surprised (beside an initial, brief "click" of shock when I realized that the problem was more widespread than I thought), because I've seen it myself. "Management" in a lot of places has become little more than attending mysterious meetings, not divulging much of their content to your staff, and spending as little time as possible with the people that you manage. While the traditional role of management was to shield employees from the bureaucracy of the organization so that they could be more efficient in getting their work done, much of this administration is now downloaded onto the staff. And you're not supposed to ask the obvious: "what do these people do?". I've tried it before. The response is usually something along the lines of "things that we don't see", coloured with accents of discomfort and "don't go there".

It's disappointing, because management is such a valuable role when done well. Managers and project managers, when they are good, can inspire and invoke admiration often and easily. I've felt that inspiration before, and it's a very hard job to do. But, I don't see it done well very often: many gladly take the title but don't have any interest in the responsibilities that go along with the rights. More often than not, the manager's unbridled personality is applied to a situation -- brain still in the shrinkwrap -- they dub it their "management style", and that's that. Essentially, you're witnessing a natural genius at work. As with the monarchy, they are simply genetically superior for the job. It's so painful to watch if you've seen a genuinely good manager at work that applies thought, forethought, and careful direction of the things entrusted in their care.

So, what do I consider to be a good manager? I'm not an expert, obviously. But I think that managers should ask more questions, and listen to their staff when they reply. Not just nod and "yeah", but actually process what's being said and imprint it on their map. They should ask questions. They should recognize that they are often not the experts of the details, and that not understanding something is not a reason to deem it "simple" and therefore easily accomplished in 1/5th of the time you suggest, or "too complex" and therefore not valuable. All too common are the managers that have no clue what their employees are actually doing.

I also think that, rather than just forward e-mails, managers should interpret them and add a bit of "what does this mean to us?" to the mixture. Anything they have to say is worth telling because you have no idea what questions it will answer for who. But, nothing, or cryptic addendums that are only meaningful in your inner circle are not helpful. We don't need that because a computer can a better job of it. As is their traditional role, too, they should also be shielding their employees from the bureaucracy of the organization so that they can focus on their work. A good project manager does not schedule a project implementation for the first long weekend of the summer and then, a few days before the implementation is set to go ahead, advise his project team that he won't be available that weekend but to go ahead without him anyway.

Good managers also fight for their teams. They fight for reasonable recognition of those that do well and ensure that people on their team are treated fairly. When something unreasonable is downloaded onto them, they risk their own position to tell the delivery boy that what's being asked is unreasonable and that it needs to be reconsidered. They first have to know that this is true, of course, which is usually the first challenge if you don't know what your team is actually doing. And someone who will agree without knowing is not likely to be someone that will go back and say that they made a mistake for that reason. They don't want to attract attention, either, because the deeper failings may become more obvious. Another thing good managers don't do is to pit team members against each other and create a culture of distrust so that the only one you'll trust will be them. It never works.

And a lot of managers don't do these things above. I'm sure you can tell, by inference, that they do the opposite. And those that get to replace them will be most accepting of this. They will aspire to the day when they can treat their employees the same way that they were treated when they had a manager like that.

And those that aren't accepting of this, but are of genuine benefit to the organization, will leave. Slowly, one by one, they'll trickle out the front door. It may take 10 years until you notice the absolute effect of this. I assume there's a tipping point when so many good people leave that the ability of the organization to operate as a going concern becomes genuinely at risk. But I haven't witnessed such a thing in my life so far.

So, aside from the obvious fact that these people are being paid large salaries and don't appear to really be doing anything (which is a drain on productivity -- a measure of the amount of work accomplished per dollar spent), when managers employ the anti-management practices derived from the above, they also make the teams that they manage less productive. They cause confusion, create mental friction, and throw all kinds of related and unrelated things in the way of their employees being able to concentrate on their jobs with clear, focused, and willing minds. In this, too, lies a more severe productivity drain. From two angles, you see, when we are talking about productivity, it would be better if they were not there at all.

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Monday, December 03, 2007

A new coat of paint: out with the Green, in with the Gold

Well.

The Green that I've known for the past 6 or 7 years is about to be painted Gold. I don't know whether I'll like Gold yet, but I'm optimistic that I'll like it a whole lot more than I liked Green. There's a honeymoon period, of course. I'll have to wait and see. But, my first impressions are positive.

The coat of Green that I've lived with for 6 or 7 years has appeared differently to me from many different perspectives. At times, I look too closely and I can see that it's chipped and peeling. Other times, I look at it from a distance and it looks OK. But just OK. Not worth changing; not worth the upheaval. Most of the time, it was just a comfortable old Coat.

It's hard to own a coat of paint, even when it's your own Coat. It belongs to everyone that looks at it. Most people don't want to see it changed. Some people say "to each their own"; but for others they take pride in having you painted a certain colour. They'll try and force you to like Green. It doesn't work.

I've been standing in a different light more consistently recently. And now I seem to be seeing the defects in the Coat all of the time. I can't ignore them anymore. Life's too short (although I say that without really meaning it). So, it's time to try something different. People will fight back. It'll be stressful.

Changing Paint can be stressful.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Non-American guitar pop musicians that sing with their speaking accents

Here are four non-American guitar pop artists, whose native tongue is English, and who sing with their non-American speaking accents:

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